Hairography

Everyday is the same old routine, i get brushed out, get flipped a couple of times, and tousled up into a pony-tail. The worst part though, is that it never looks good. There are always bumps and little tiny pieces of hair falling out of the pony-tail. She just doesn't care about me, i wish she would just let me fall freely down her shoulders, you know take a little break from being up all the time. Every morning i get this excitement, that maybe, just maybe i won't be thrown up, i could be free, but every morning is just another disappointment. The best part about me, is that i smell like watermelon!

When i was younger, my owner's mother, would take this stick-like thing and would hold it to me, she would keep it there until i curled. Sometimes she would even do this thing that pulled the top of me, i felt like i was going to die! I remember years and years ago, my owner was watching //Parent Trap//. It was at the scene when one twin was giving the other one a little haircut, Brea (my owner) decided that that was a good idea. She went to the bathroom, took the scissors and started chopping me off! Brea was a horrible cutter and I was on top of her ears! I don't know about you, but I don't like being short! Later, Brea's mom walked in and had no idea what to do with me! I was mortified! We ended up cutting the other side too, so it didn't look so uneven. That was probably the worst/funniest thing that has happened to me!

So now, Brea, i would like to ask you, can you put me down every once in while? It would be really nice:) thanks!